Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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