I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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