He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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