I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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