the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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