is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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