we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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