This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I forget how to act sober
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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