Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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