So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You have to summon your inner elephant
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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