i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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