woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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