I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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