I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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