Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He felt like a one man threesome
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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