Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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