You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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