Umm I'm too high to move.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
When are your genitals available?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Randomize
