Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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