I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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