You work out of a Hotel?
he thought i was a dude.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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