...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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