Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
