butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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It's blow job season.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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