Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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