They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
