He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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