dude i'm inner monologue high
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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