About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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