im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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