Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
