You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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