we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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