No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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