flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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