But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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