That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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