Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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