ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just found a bag of teeth...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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