You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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