But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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