its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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