Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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