so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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