You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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