i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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