his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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