On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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