We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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