i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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