It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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