So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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