do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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